I have no doubt that this will probably be a piece of shit of a movie, but the stereotype of "80s arcade record holders" is nailed by that cast. Anyone who's seen King of Kong can tell you that. Peter Dinklage looks exactly like a condensed Billy Mitchell. » 7/19/14 11:13pm Saturday 11:13pm

Captain America is one of the only characters that, symbolically, needs to be Aryan. That's why it was a big deal when he punched Hitler. And, in bold, italics, and all-caps, THAT ONLY APPLIES TO STEVE RODGERS, NOTORIOUS HITLER-PUNCHER AND OLD MAN. This article is sortof worn already, so nobody may read this, or if… » 7/16/14 10:41pm 7/16/14 10:41pm

Because of not just this channel, but this network of fuck-ups, I've got a frightening number of friends who believe in mermaids and Megalodons. I only watched Steve Irwin as a kid, and I was there when they aired that stupid dragon documentary that started this whole series of dick-in-mouth lying. My only relief is… » 7/16/14 9:54pm 7/16/14 9:54pm

What's it like being a liar? Because I just investigated, and it is very ambiguous. All we know is that the "Alpha Wolf" is breathing, lying down, and that Liam Neeson's head is resting on the wolf. For like 10 seconds. That's awful ambiguous, if you ask me. » 7/09/14 4:22pm 7/09/14 4:22pm